Episode 262 – Well-Readed Randy

Slap your headphones on and brace your tender ear holes for Episode 262 of the Rich Dickman Show: “Well-Readed Randy.” This shitshow of a podcast drops a hot steaming load of real life right onto your poor, unsuspecting eardrums.

We kick off with Father-of-the-Year, who’s losing his goddamn mind over his hellspawn’s piss-poor attempt at housekeeping and vomit decorum. Mother’s Day weekend finds this martyr busting his ass scrubbing the car while his ungrateful offspring are in their pigsty rooms, having a dank meme-fest. The cherry on top? His son, the vomit virtuoso, misplaces the fucking garage door opener, flaunting their home’s security vulnerabilities for all to see.

But the shitstorm’s just getting started. Little Houdini gets locked out, only to break in through a window. Top-tier home security my ass! As if the fiasco couldn’t get worse, the vomit savant decides the sink is his personal barf bucket. Cue the debate that could make Shakespeare hurl in his grave – to hurl or not to hurl.

Our vomit-obsessed protagonist falls sick, but daddy-dearest insists he clean up his puke Picasso. Some call it tough love; we call it goddamn hilarious. In the midst of the hurling, we discover the kid suffers from a chronic case of “can’t-aim-for-shit-itis.” Pops is nearing meltdown, Mom’s fantasizing about a one-way ticket to sanity, and we’re struggling to keep our own guts from bursting in laughter.

As we wait for the inevitable vomit-fueled apocalypse to hit home, we swerve into everyone’s favorite topic – the art of upchuck aiming. Apparently, as adults, we should have a sixth sense for incoming hurl and bolt for the toilet. Unfortunately, our poor kid missed that memo, leaving dad fearing both divine wrath and the 16-hour bug.

In a twist nobody asked for, we ditch vomit for violence, recounting a street brawl featuring a drunken idiot and a heavyweight Hawaiian with a high-kick that’d make Bruce Lee proud. It’s surprisingly entertaining watching a 300-pound guy drop-kick a drunk into the next week.

Next up, we’ve got Texas drag queens, NJ – the official armpit of America, and an Icelandic chocolate that’s just too tasty for its own good. In the chaos, we find time to give a shout-out to rainbow Jesus and debate some Transformers-themed art. Nothing like a dash of Optimus Prime and holy water to keep the shit interesting.

We end this trainwreck with a teaser for the next episode – Jesus as a cereal mascot. You read that right, folks. But for now, we’re leaving you with the stench of barf, the image of a Technicolor Jesus, and a glimpse at our upcoming shitshow. So buckle up, suck it up, and get ready for another wild ride with The Rich Dickman Show.

Episode 260 – Built Chicken

 Ep. 260: “Built Chicken – A Finger-Lickin’ Good Time!”

Damn, has it been 5 years already?! 🎉 This wild ride kicks off with NASCAR races, our sneaky asses getting trackside, and bitchin’ about long food lines. What’s the solution? Uber Eats or DoorDash to the rescue! We chat about the hell that is New Jersey and New York traffic, and celebrate our podcast’s five-year freakin’ anniversary with the idea of commemorative tattoos (because why not?).

Love, life, and LARPing – we dish on a listener’s relationship conundrum before shifting to commercials and their inclusivity (or lack thereof). Did you hear about Disney’s live-action Little Mermaid? We’re talkin’ multicultural mermaid sisters! Plus, we dig into a thrill-seeking listener’s question and debate how superheroes SHOULD behave. Spoiler alert: “Dick of the Week” goes to a shady politician.

We get serious about gaming legend Jules Scott’s mental health, personal insecurities, and the “thumbscrew” law of power. We’re not all GPS wizards, and imposter syndrome is a real bitch. But hey, we talk cardinal directions in Hawaii and the bizarre world of saint knuckle bone preservation. Why? Because we can.

Things get weird with Jesus drawing prompts, pop culture references, and a Star Wars twist. Jedi or Sith? Nah, General Grievous is where it’s at. We crown Rem’s submission the freakin’ winner and May the 4th be with you!

Rounding out this insane episode, we shower our listeners, co-hosts, and patrons with gratitude for these incredible five years. We relive the hilarious movie “Sex Drive” (despite some outdated language) and remind y’all to check out our Patreon for more exclusive content. Snag some merch at richstickman.com, follow us on Twitter, and don’t forget to leave us a voicemail or join our Discord server. Stay awesome, you sexy chickens! 🐔🔥

  • 5 years & still kickin’! 🎉 Ep. 260 “Built Chicken” covers NASCAR, LARPing, and everything in between. Don’t miss it! #RichDickmanShow #BuiltChicken
  • Sneaky trackside escapades & food line complaints at NASCAR races. We’ve got the inside scoop on Ep. 260! #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast
  • New episode alert! 🚨 We’re chattin’ about relationship hurdles & LARPing love lives. Tune in now! #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow
  • Commercials & inclusivity: we’re spillin’ the tea on the latest ads in Episode 260. Join the convo! #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast
  • Disney’s live-action Little Mermaid, mermaid sisters, & more! Dive into this fresh episode! 🧜‍♀️ #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow
  • Thrill-seekers, superheroes, & shady politicians. Who’s our “Dick of the Week”? Find out in Ep. 260! #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast
  • Gaming legend Jules Scott, mental health & insecurities – we’re gettin’ real on Ep. 260. Listen now! #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow
  • Jesus drawing prompts & pop culture references collide in our latest episode. Check it out! #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast
  • May the 4th be with you! Jesus as General Grievous? You bet. Don’t miss this Star Wars twist! 🚀 #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow
  • Gratitude & reflection: we’re lookin’ back at 5 amazing years with you. Thanks for stickin’ around! ❤️ #BuiltChicken #RDSPodcast
  • “Sex Drive” nostalgia & hilarious moments in our latest episode. Check out the laughs! #BuiltChicken #RichDickmanShow

Episode 204 – Group Therapy

We’re on the couch this episode as Rem seeks some counseling from the one and only Salty from Houston! What happens when Rem tries to confront Cody about his lack of communication? Find out! Randy returns from suspension; Exploring the mind; Randy updates us on our Ukraine Fundraiser; Salty explains BDSM “scenes”; Salty gets weird requests too; Lifestyle questions; Salty asks the boys about their love lives and Rem answers for some reason; Thinking With Your Dickman and Dick of the Week return; and more! Get in there and don’t miss it!

Episode 141 – Vito

Vito Gesualdi returns to TRDS for Episode 141! We talk buying a YouTube following; Belle Delphine graduates from bath water to porn; how to review movies; Wonder Woman 84; The Star Wars Universe; broken video games and Games Journalism; Vito’s real job; cuckoldry; Ray made a video game; Aussie Update; TWYD; buying a video game store; and so much more! Get in there and have fun! It’s all the things YOU enjoy!

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