Welcome back, you filthy animals! Buckle up for the most outrageous episode 259 of The Rich Dickman Show: Deadpets.com, featuring the triumphant return of the one and only, Steven! Can you believe it? He’s back, and we’re losing our minds over here!

In this wild ride of an episode, our hosts tackle a motley crew of topics, from giving advice to Jumpy Jillian about getting down and dirty in public without getting caught, to discussing a listener’s morbid obsession with taxidermy. They even delve into the bizarre world of BrewDog beer, which is bottled inside taxidermy squirrels. As if that wasn’t enough, the idea of strapping a Roomba to a dead raccoon and sending it off to a battle bot competition has us questioning our own sanity.

Then there’s Miller High Life, the so-called “champagne of beers.” The hosts roast Belgian customs for destroying 2,300 cans of this precious brew, wondering if someone just wanted to drink it all. They also kick off a hilarious segment called “What Would Jesus Draw?”, imagining Jesus as a firefighter in various bizarre scenarios, such as marrying another firefighter just for the health insurance.

But the pièce de résistance is the return of Steven, who graces us with tales of his upcoming entourage-filled trips to Malta and Monaco. The hosts joke about Maltese language and Monacan people, while also sharing their own hilarious stories, like Cody’s seafood adventure with his girlfriend and his embarrassing pizza-eating incident at a doll-sized table.

So get ready for an episode that will have you laughing, cringing, and questioning the very fabric of reality. And remember, if you love what you hear, leave a review and tell a friend! Because nothing brings people together like bonding over dead raccoons and taxidermy squirrels.

Roll up and get lit 🔥 with Episode 258 of The Rich Dickman Show, “Dick of the Weed,” recorded on the dankest day of the year, 420! 🌿 The Thinking with your Dickman segment was so fucking good, Rem nearly choked on his spit 😂

So, these stoner host dudes get high on some wild shit that went down at the zoo 🐐 A smokin’ hot MILF 🍑, Caribbean African-American mix with long braided hair, had her kids round up goats for a dope Insta vid. The hosts get all deep about having a mom who’s basically a supermodel and how social media fucks with family vibes.

Next up, they dive into Jovial Jenny’s drama from Jaipur, India 🇮🇳 Her white girlfriend keeps rockin’ bindis and henna tats, pissing Jenny off. The hosts tell her to chill and talk it out, maybe teach the girl a thing or two about cultural shit.

The podcast is lit with funny-ass stories 🤣, like elk mating calls and turtle rescues. They even riff on the 31st Law of Power, “Control the Options,” and compare it to video games.

Cody reads a long-ass ad for the Magic Bullet Blender, and they share some weird audio clips out of context – celeb impersonations, conspiracy theories, and more 🤪

In the end, they get blazed on a 420-themed news headline idea from their intern, but don’t spill the goods. Then they shoot the shit about Jesus cosplaying as Nintendo characters 🎮 Peach Jesus wins the crown 👑!

This episode is packed with humor, banter, and enough weed references to keep you high all day! 🌿💨 Don’t miss this dope-ass podcast, and remember to puff, puff, pass that shit!

Buckle up, you sick freaks, and welcome to the latest episode of The Rich Dickman Show, or as we like to call it, “Love Simper On The Grassy Knoll.” This week, our hosts get down and dirty with Cody’s proposed voting system that pairs people with opposing political views and has them “cancel” each other out. They also unleash their thoughts on personal stories, like colonoscopies, babysitters, and their days as camp counselors.

And that’s just the beginning, because these foul-mouthed degenerates keep the offensive content rolling. The conversation takes a raunchy turn, and the hosts dive deep into relationships, communication, and astrology, expressing their disgust for those obsessive astrological freaks. They also take aim at “white knighting” and defend those who prank, including the notorious Shitty Steve, who punked his co-worker Carl. Don’t even get them started

 on those pathetic “simps” who defend others online.

But wait, there’s more! They even get into funeral playlists and the importance of choosing the right songs for your final send-off. Then, they go completely off the rails as they discuss the concept of “reverse bunny suits” and share crazy ideas and shocking moments. They tease an upcoming guest, comedian Adam Lavine, who has a hilarious take on colonoscopies. And if that’s not enough, they also discuss AI-generated voices that could automate the end of their shows. Just make sure you know the difference between the bot and the host, you clueless morons. This podcast is not for the faint of heart.

What’s up, you degenerate bastards? Welcome to the fucking circus that is Episode 255 of The Rich Dickman Show, also known as “IKEA Guillotine,” ’cause why the fuck not? So, these chucklefucks start off jawing about how the best video games are based on the stupid shit they liked as a kid, like Pokémon, Mega Man, and catching bugs in Japan. Holy nostalgia, Batman! They also whine about video game glitches and secrets, and how they’ve basically traded their souls to YouTube.

Then these loons dive headfirst into the clusterfuck of podcast proliferation. They pull this ass-backwards theory out of their asses that the pandemic caused everyone and their mother to buy audiovisual equipment and start spewing content everywhere. They talk about how OnlyFans took off like a goddamn rocket, and people getting called by their stage names at work – ’cause, you know, separating your hoe life from your 9-to-5 is crucial, people!

But wait, there’s more! They venture into the treacherous territory of making friends in college, being a single parent, and the absolute shitshow of balancing work and family life. They offer some weird-ass suggestions like joining an anime club or FETLife to meet people. Like, what the actual fuck? For the single parents out there, they ramble about food prepping, ramen juicing, and other bullshit. This podcast is like a fever dream, but at least these nutjobs are having a blast!