Episode 264 – Employment Hydra

“Employment Hydra: Revelations, Redemption, and Hot Pockets”

In the latest episode of The Rich Dickman Show, Rem and Cody kick things off with a fireside chat that sets the tone for an exhilarating rollercoaster ride of unexpected twists and turns. However, there’s one noticeable absence: Randy. The burning question arises: Did Randy get fired? Has anyone ever been fired from a podcast live on the air? The suspense is palpable as the hosts delve into the mystery.

But that’s not all! Cody shares a hilarious anecdote about his adventure at Pax East, and Mike, having ditched the sauce, brings a new level of intolerance for all things bullsh*t. As the episode progresses, we learn that Randy’s been a constant source of disappointment for Rem, making show production a challenging ordeal. And then, out of nowhere, chocolate enters the picture, becoming an unlikely accomplice in Randy’s downfall.

Hold on tight because the madness continues! Cody’s microphone sets off terrorism alarms at TSA, leading to an unforgettable airport ordeal. Meanwhile, Joe Biden takes a tumble, adding a political twist to the already wild mix. Rem’s Memorial Day proves to be a comedy of errors, involving heavy refrigerators, broken stoves, wasted money at Lowe’s Scratch and Dent, and even a lawnmower curse. Oh, the irony!

As Rem recounts his amusing encounter at a female comedy show, we can’t help but wonder what hijinks unfolded with that distracting audience member and her “stupid hands.” Randy’s gambling addiction takes center stage, leading to Rem’s relentless berating over fifty-dollar dog bowls and 500-dollar Yeti coolers. However, amidst the chaos, Rem offers Randy a lifeline, an alternative to his gambling death spiral.

Voicemails from Joanne in Iceland add an international flair, and Rem masterfully applies the latest Law of Power to his advantage. With a comedic touch, the show explores the fascinating world of Primitive Skills on YouTube, shattering Rem’s illusions about chainsaws and technology. And of course, what would The Rich Dickman Show be without the highly anticipated return of “What Would Jesus Draw?” The website may not be updated yet, but the imagination runs wild as Jesus himself is envisioned committing crimes with a Hot Pocket.

But that’s not all—prepare for a thrilling climax! Rem’s boundless excitement for the new Transformers movie is infectious, and he reveals his desire to see Jesus Christ as The Mandalorian. How will these visions manifest? Only by tuning in to this mind-bending episode will you uncover the answers!

Don’t miss out on the hilarious banter, unexpected revelations, and Rem’s infectious enthusiasm. Visit RichDickman.com for a treasure trove of past episodes and follow the show on Twitter @RichDickman. Brace yourself for an adventure that will leave you laughing, guessing, and eagerly awaiting the next installment of The Rich Dickman Show!

Cody’s John Wick Jesus
Rem’s Jesus Robbing A Bank With A Hot Pocket
Randy’s Jesus Selling Hot Pocket NFT’s
Rem’s Re-roll: Jesus Robbing A 7/11 With A Hot Pocket

Episode 261 – By Thor’s Chocolate!

Alright, you magnificent motherfuckers and buckaroos, strap in and brace yourselves for a balls-deep, no-holds-barred, thrill-ride into the madness that is The Rich Dickman Show’s 261st episode, “By Thor’s Chocolate!” This ain’t your goddamn Sunday School nor your grandma’s podcast summary, it’s a goddamn whirlwind of wackiness.

Our trio of half-witted yet sassy hosts, Randy, Cody, and Rem, kick off this shitshow with all the grace of a three-legged mule in a moonshine-fueled square dance, shooting the breeze about everything from the fuckery of food allergies to the sheer madness of Southern biscuits and gravy. Randy pulls a heartstring-tugging tale out of his ass about his late dad, a candy bar, and the ocean, which is about as coherent as a drunken sailor on shore leave.

They bulldoze into personal topics and uproarious discussions, including the thrilling world of sleep apnea, the battle of the bulge, and the sheer goddamned ecstasy of being home. As the chocolate-pimping Willy Wonkas they are, they shill some Icelandic delight from Omnom Chocolate, promising this cocoa-filled joyride will hit the U.S. soon, specifically at Whole Foods, for all you uppity foodies.

Despite some technological shitstorms and fuck-ups that’d make a Luddite feel vindicated, they push through to give us a sneak peek of their upcoming “Rich Dickman Chocolate Draft 2023.” They’re not sugarcoating their distaste for certain ingredients – they’re as subtle as a punch in the dick, and the anticipation is as palpable as a stripper at a bachelor party.

They then charge into a Trump discussion like a horny rhino in a tutu and a bull in a china shop, keeping the political pot stirred while adding some spice to this batshit bonanza. They manage to throw in some technical snafus with Cody, because what’s life without a little schadenfreude?

The crowning glory of this shit parade and pièce de résistance is the “Rich Dickman Chocolate Draft 2023,” where our intrepid fuckwits duke it out over a smorgasbord of exotic chocolates that sound as indulgent as a Kardashian on a shopping spree and as ecstatic as a rollercoaster of taste buds.

From vegans wreaking havoc at a barbecue like PETA on steroids, to fishermen as deceitful as a politician’s promise, and from corrupt Long Island politicians to the awkward application of hemorrhoid cream in a public pharmacy, this episode covers every batshit crazy topic under the sun. They even squeeze in a fake ad for the “Watchamacollit 3000,” a device so versatile it might as well be a Swiss Army knife on steroids.

So here it is, folks: Episode 261: By Thor’s Chocolate! It’s a wild, fuck-filled ride through the twisted minds of The Rich Dickman Show hosts. It’s as edgy as a razor blade, as unpredictable as a coke-fueled squirrel and a monkey on meth, and as slightly better than mediocre as a drunken karaoke rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody”. Tune in, if you dare, you magnificent bastards!

Episode 243 – He Who Is Without Sith

It seems like Episode 243: He Who Is Without Sith is a mix of various topics and discussions. The episode begins with Randy and Cody sharing their experiences with food, with Randy having a controversial lava crunch cake and Cody having a horror story about them. Rem is mentioned as hating crunch cakes and eggs. The group then receives a letter from Rich Dickman giving Randy the Dickman Award for Excellence. Rem is also shown to be fawning over Wagyu and not wanting to go to Arby’s.

The episode also includes a discussion about Jesus Christ AI art, with Cody talking about Mac and cheese and a breakfast burrito in great detail. Rem is mentioned as getting drunk at the in-laws’ and becoming the Grinch. The group also helps someone pick a vacation destination and Randy brings politics into the conversation by discussing beer and Cody gives advice on how to enjoy Beerfest.

The group also offers advice on how to pick a phone case and debates various “Dicks of the Week,” including The Cops, The Child Labor Board, NFTs, Rem’s wife, and Randy. The show also includes The 48 Laws Of Power Segment on the idea that scarcity can make someone more valuable and give them an aura. The AI Out of Context segment includes mentions of generic white people, cream of mushroom soup, and effective jellyfish use. Rem is also shown to rant about ridiculous results in the Republic.

Towards the end of the episode, Randy remembers his lava crunch cake and Cody mentions wanting to make slutty Wagyu meatballs. Rem is mentioned as getting all sappy and the group banters to end the show.

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