Welcome to Episode 254 of The Rich Dickman Show, you motherfuckers! Strap in, because this one’s gonna be a wild ride!
First up, we’ve got Cody shitting his pants over quantum computing. I mean, what a pussy! Rem asks him how he sleeps at night, and the poor bastard can’t even come up with an answer. Speaking of sleep, Randy’s on a weight loss/fitness program, and with his size, that shit is dangerous. But hey, at least he’s trying, right?
Now, let’s talk plugs. We’ve got Swiney and his friends, who are just a bunch of degenerates like us, so check them out. And don’t forget about WhatWouldJesusDraw.com, because apparently Jesus is into some kinky shit. And speaking of music, Afroman made a track about his home invaders. I mean, what the fuck?
Next up, Cody’s trying to wrap his tiny brain around the concept of polygamy versus polyganny. Yeah, good luck with that, you dumb fuck. And of course, we’ve got Svenson with a Dick of the Week nomination. Keep ’em coming, Svenson, you twisted fuck.
Now, it’s time for Thinking With Your Dickman, and shit is getting insane this week. Randy leveled up AI Out Of Context big time, and our Jesus AI Srt is back with a Jesus In A 90’s Style Animated Movie. I mean, who comes up with this shit? Oh wait, it’s us.
But wait, there’s more! Rem drops some crazy shit about voicemail controversy, and he’s also dropping one-liners that Randy is trying so hard not to laugh at. It’s like watching a fat kid try to hold in a fart.
Make sure to check us out at RichDickman.com, follow us on Twitter at @RichDickmanShow, and hit up RemDickman on Instagram. And don’t forget about WhatWouldJesusDraw.com, because apparently Jesus is into some kinky shit. SEO, bitches!
So there you have it, Episode 254 of The Rich Dickman Show. It’s like a train wreck, but in podcast form. Thanks for tuning in, you filthy animals!